What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate?

A cheetah.