How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh