What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"