What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!