Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.