How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

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Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.