How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun