How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

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How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

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Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.