How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups