How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.