Cantilever? (can't I leave her)
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
You leave him hanging....
After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
