Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

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How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.