Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

Bad Experience Jokes More Bad Experience Jokes

What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.