What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

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Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.