What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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Praystation

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Papi seeds.

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What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

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Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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What do you call lesbians doing karate?

dikewondo

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.