You can't ippon a Nippon.
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Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.
One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.
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Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!
If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.
Challah!
A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.
A knife has a point.
Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.
My eye
Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...
It's are all red and glossy.
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None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;
Pirates.
Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.
Partial Arts! :)
