What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?

He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

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Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.