What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

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What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan

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He died on the cross!

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How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.