You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."
One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
A condescending con, descending.
It's the only way they can get love.
He got a way with words.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
tppppthh...."spit sound"
When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :
He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)
