What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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Let us spray.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel?

He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)