What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.