What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

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What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.