How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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Who is left?

Marco Rubio

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her