Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.