What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face