Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What do you do with a wombat?

A: You play wom with it.

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups