Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.