What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.