Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

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Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !