Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*