Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !