Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !