Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

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Cher Jokes More Cher Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

Receipt Jokes More Receipt Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"