Cher Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

What kind of investments do musicians make?

Sound investments.

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How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer

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She was a preacher.

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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