How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

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Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.