Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.