Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

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What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap