What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

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What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana?

Bayou self

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.