What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

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What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

What makes a glow worm glow ?

A light meal !

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What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana?

Bayou self

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.