Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

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What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

A: Pittsburg Steelers

Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.