55 Jokes

Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

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What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

A: Pittsburg Steelers

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Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Raman Noodle Jokes More Raman Noodle Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible?

No comment.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where is Sith Lord's favorite place to shop?

Darth Mall.

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.