He can't drive 55.
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A: Pittsburg Steelers
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
They all live in Arkansas
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
Just a little bit.
They're always looking for Grant money.
All of it.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Ayyyy watch it homes!
To watch movies in the THETA
It should just be "Februay."
February 14th.
