How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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Rolling Stone Jokes More Rolling Stone Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Moss Jokes More Moss Jokes

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.