Sum Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

What snakes are good at sums ?

Adders !

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !

What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

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How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Chinese Restaurant Jokes More Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

Black Baby Jokes More Black Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

Verb Jokes More Verb Jokes

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Mexican Parent Jokes More Mexican Parent Jokes

What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents?

Juana Sum Peeksa.

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.