Sum Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

What snakes are good at sums ?

Adders !

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !

What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

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How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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Noun Jokes More Noun Jokes

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

Nutshell Jokes More Nutshell Jokes

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

President Jokes More President Jokes

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't Asian parents make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.