Sum Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

What snakes are good at sums ?

Adders !

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !

What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

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How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

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They had reservations.

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

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What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

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Both are good places to find Catfish

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.