Revolt Jokes

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

Anarchist Jokes More Anarchist Jokes

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

View Jokes More View Jokes

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Baltimore Jokes More Baltimore Jokes

What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

Nguyen Jokes More Nguyen Jokes

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.

Colonist Jokes More Colonist Jokes

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey