Revolt Jokes

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

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Baltimore Jokes More Baltimore Jokes

What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services?

9-1-2001

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

Anarchist Jokes More Anarchist Jokes

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

American Colonist Jokes More American Colonist Jokes

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Nguyen Jokes More Nguyen Jokes

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

American Jokes More American Jokes

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)