Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

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I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

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Ukraine your neck.

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What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...