Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

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How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.