What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.