What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

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Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

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He thought it was Coke!

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What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus?

What would you do.

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What do you call Bono's stupid brother?

Duno...

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono