He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
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She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe
Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
He found time-consuming.
Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!
Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.
Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !
I wouldn't fit through the door.
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
They're trying to destroy the evidence.
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
By craic-ing his knuckles.
The lips are moving
Burns me up !
Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.
The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.
