Exhaust Pipe Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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European.

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You would too if you were a ginger

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What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

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You ca-lip this

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A boogati!

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A fjord

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Ring him while he's ironing...

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How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

exhausted.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

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Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

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I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.