What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

High Speed Jokes More High Speed Jokes

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung