What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

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What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.