What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!