How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

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How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.