One.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
It only taek won do change a lightbulb.
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
poop.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.