What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.