What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

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Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Who lives in the white house?

the black man

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.