Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

What do mysoginy and racism have in common?

Black women.