What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!