Stop crying and viper your nose.
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Tie his hands together
Their nose
Nobody knows.
A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
Gordan Ramses
A viper !