What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What have you been doing?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.

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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.