What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

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30 minutes.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant