Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"
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Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.
Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)
A: An accordion player with a pager.
Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
It depends on how thinly you slice them.
A: Laughing stock.
A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
Alpaca bowl!!!
Tupac-aday
America.
A seasoned veteran.
The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.
Because he needed a stool sample.
He used sarin wrap
A: Heavy psychedelics.