What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

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How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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Why does Puff Daddy have nice hair?

Because Sean Combs.

How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

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What is Jay-Z's favorite type of seafood?

That fish Cray.

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish