Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

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What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

Heisenberg Jokes More Heisenberg Jokes

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.