Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

Heisenberg Jokes More Heisenberg Jokes

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Momentum Jokes More Momentum Jokes

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Commute Jokes More Commute Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!