What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

What do you call a loud group of Cowboys?

A Reckon-ing.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D