What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!