What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!