Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

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Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Lacist Jokes More Lacist Jokes

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Skinhead Jokes More Skinhead Jokes

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

How do we call a skinhead with an Afro?

The only black KKK member.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.