What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!