What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.